1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot oftequila.
4.In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6.When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and dealwith it.
7.Let your greatest fear be that there is no menopause and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok.They know me here.....
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10.Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes youwalk funny.
11.When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12.Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone-else'sex-boyfriend
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Diva rules to live by 2009 and beyond
Posted by B.A.P. to the fulliest at Tuesday, December 08, 2009
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